February 2012
ohwowhowlovelyyy asked: simonka
A Taurus woman can be in love with you today, and...
me: i'm so over him
him: hi
me: kidding
I hate when a shower only has 2 options: 3rd...
friend: I miss my boyfriend
me: so do I
friend: he calls me princess
me: he calls me fan
me: sometimes fans like plural
me: so he'll be like "I love my fans!" and I'm like I love you too boo.
friend: ...
channing tatum: i'm your husband, you were in a car accident
me: ok
Reblog if you're a sex god from the high heavens.
make a joke: lose a follower
post photo of self: lose a follower
reply to an ask: lose a follower
blink: lose a follower
exist: lose a follower
reblog this post: most probably lose a follower
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